Wednesday Wa Pic - Insert whip crack sound effect here

 Rollin' rollin' rollin'

California rollin'

Keep that sushi rollin'

Raw fish!

Wednesday Wa Pic - Have your cake and, um, eww

"Plops" cakeballs. That is all the punch line I need, thankyouverymuch.

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Wednesday Wa Pic - Try the Redwood Torte!

 I suspect this sounds more appetizing in Chinese.

Wednesday Wa Pic - iDon'tthinkso

 Somehow I think the prefix "i" as a selling point loses its vigor when applied to shoes.